Men are like vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.
They're hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
They're sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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