8:45...Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00...5 lbs. lighter on the scale
9:30...Light breakfast
11:00...Sunbathe
12:30...Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45...Shopping
2:30...Run into ex-boyfriend's/ex-husband's GF; notice she's gained 30 lbs.
3:00...Facial, massage, nap
7:30...Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00...Make love
11:30...Pillow talk in his big strong arms

...for HIM

6:45...Alarm
7:00...Shower and massage
7:30...Blowjob
7:45...Massive dump while reading USA Today Sports section
8:15...Limo arrives, Stoli Bloody Mary's
8:30...D/FW International Airport, Lear jet to Augusta, GA.
9:30...Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club
11:30...Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens
12:30...Blowjob
12:45...Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club
2:30...Limo to Augusta Airport, Bombay Saphire Martini
3:30...Nassau-Bahamas, afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Grilled Tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens, nap.
6:15...Blowjob
6:30...Lear Jet return flight, total body massage in transit
7:30...SSS (shit, shower, shave)
8:00...Watch CNN Live coverage of Bill Clinton's resignation. Hillary and Al Gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves pictures and large farm animals)
9:00...Dinner at Ritz Carlton - Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet Mignon, Gorgonzola Salad, Fetuccini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brule, Louis XII Cognac, Cohiba Lancero
10:30...Sex with three beautiful women (maximum twenty-one years old)
11:30...Whirlpool, steam and massage. Women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave
12:00 Sleep

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