Definitions are different depending on whether it's a man or a woman doing the defining. Check the following examples
Female: Any part under a car's hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes
"look bigger."
Male: what you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal.
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
BUTT (but) n.
Also good for mooning.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
FLATULENCE (fla-chew-lens) n.
MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
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