Dating Vs Marriage
When you are married: You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating: He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married: He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating: He holds your hand in public.
When you are married: He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating: A single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married: A king-size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating: You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married: You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS
this hairy????"
When you are dating: You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married: You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating: He hugs you when he walks by, for no reason.
When you are married: He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating: You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married: You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating: Just looking at him makes you feel all
"mushy."
When you are married: When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating: He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married: The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating: He understands if you "aren't in the mood."
When you are married: He says "It's your job."
When you are dating: He understands that you have "male"
friends.
When you are married: He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating: He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married: He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating: He calls you by name.
When you are married: He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when
speaking to others as "She."
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