Some Q & A's about sex for ya…
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but its a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68, at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinocchio's face,
moaning, lie to me!"
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: How can you expect me to get hard so fast?
I just got laid a minute ago.
Q: What did the potato chip say to the battery?
A: If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough
OK. This one's not about sex, but it's funny anyway! *LOL*
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside? A: K9P
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