How to Impress the Opposite Sex
How to Impress a Woman:
Wine & dine her.
Take her dancing.
Spend money on her.
Comfort her. Love her.
Protect her. Tease her.
Stroke her. Caress her.
Snuggle while you sleep.
Cuddle her. Massage her.
Make her laugh. Hold her.
Compliment her. Kiss her.
Stand by her. Support her.
Buy her presents. Hug her.
Listen to her. Care for her.
Go to the ends of the earth for her.
How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked.
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