Alien Sex

Once an alien couple met an earthling couple. They started to talk about how each other had sex, so they decided to swap partners. The earth lady went to one room with the alien man and they got ready to do it. She looked at his sexual organ and told him, "Wait a minute! That is way too short!"

He told her not to worry and preceded to pull on his ear. Lo and behold, it grew longer!

Then she told him, "Well, that is long enough but it's very thin."

So he told her, "That's not a problem," and preceded to hit himself in the forehead until it got thick. After that they made love for hours.

When they all got together again, the wife told her husband, "That was the greatest sex I've ever had! How was yours?"

He answered, "Well, not so good. She kept pulling my ear and smacking me in the forehead!"

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