Penis Jokes

This man sees a doctor about his stuttering. The doctor examines him and says,"Your penis is enormous. It's throwing your whole body off balance, and weighing down your vocal cords. You'll talk fine if you let me cut four inches off."

So it goes, and a month later this fella is back. He says, "Well, I don't stutter now, but all my girlfriends have left. Frankly, it's not worth it. Please sew it back on." Says the doctor: "F-f-f-fuck y-y-you!"

A couple who had been married for a number of years rekindled the flame and were having sex quite often. As the weeks passed they both noticed that the husband's penis was getting longer! This went on for a few months, until it was about 14 inches long! Both were quite happy with the transformation.

But as the months went past, the growth didn't stop. In fact it accelerated until the penis was about to touch the man's shoes. The couple decided to seek help from a noted urologist. After the examination, the doctor assured them that he could correct the problem with some surgery. The wife asked the doctor, "How long will my husband be on crutches?"

"On crutches, ma'am?" the doctor asked.

"Yes," she replied. "You ARE going to make his legs longer, right?"

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