Career Choices?

A man was sitting at home enjoying the football game when his wife entered the living room. "Honey," she said. "Can you take a look at the dishwasher? It's not working."

"Who the hell do I look like?" he snapped. "The Maytag repairman? I'm trying to watch the game!"

With that, his wife turned on her heels and stomped out. An hour later, she returned. "Honey. Could you please have a look at the toilet? I can't get it to flush."

"Who do I look like?" he snarled."Josephine the plumber? I'm watching the game!" She once again fumed out of the room.

The next day, he came home from work and found his wife in the kitchen. "Hi, Honey," he said, "I'm sorry about yesterday. I'll have a look at the dishwasher now."

"Don't bother," she said. "It's fixed."

"Oh," he mumbled. "Okay. I'll see if I can get the toilet to flush, then."

"That's fixed, too," she sniffed.

"Oh," he said, perplexed. "Did you fix them?"

"No," she replied. "Pete across the street came over borrow your wrench and I told him about them. He fixed them for me."

"For free?" the man asked.

"Well," she said, cautiously, "not exactly. He said in payment he either wanted me to bake him a batch of brownies or give him a blow job."

"Oh," he said, "so you baked him some brownies, eh?"

"Who the hell do I look like," she answered, "Betty Crocker?"

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