Honeymoon Jokes

A young couple got married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's THAT?" pointing to a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a second and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Ohhhh, aaaahhh!" he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful. Let me take your picture.

Puzzled she asks, "MY picture?"

He answers, "Yes, my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture.

Then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why are you wearing a robe? We are married now."

At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture".

He beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it ENLARGED!"

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to go and see if they were all right. He knocked on the door of the cabin and a weak voice from inside answered. The old man asked if they were OK.
"Yes, we're fine. We're living on the fruits of love."
The old man replied, "I thought so ... would you mind not throwing the peelings out the window...they're choking my ducks!"

You may have heard about a new bride who was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

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