A Midget on his Honeymoon
A midget gets married to a regular sized girl and they go on their honeymoon.
When the midget gets back home, a friend asks him how his honeymoon was.
He replies, "It was OK but I was a little disappointed."
His friend asks him why he was disappointed.
He responds, "Well, when we were nose to nose, my toes were in it. When we were toes to toes, my nose was in it. And when I was in it, there was no one to talk to."
Personal TV Commercials
As I watched TV one night, I saw two ads for tampons, three for laxatives, one for "feminine hygiene" spray, and one for an anti-acid, all within a fifteen-minute time space. And the same lady was in TWO of the "feminine" product ads.
You know, I just want to say, "Hey, Lady! I know WAY too much about your vagina!"
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