Where's the Rake?

Wife goes to take a shower, husband goes out to mow the grass. He can't find the rake. Since there's a window in the bathtub, he chucks up a pebble and gets her attention. Shouts, "I need the rake!"

She says, "Huh?"

He shouts, "I need the rake!"

She gestures huh? again.

So he pantomimes...points to eye "I"...points to knee "need"...makes raking movements.

She, enlightened, points to her eye, her left breast, grabs her backside and then points to her pussy.

He, mystified...huh?

She does it again.

He, mystified, stomps upstairs.

She says, pointing to eye, "I"...pointing to her left breast "left tit"...grabbing ass "behind"...pointing to pussy "the bush"!!!

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