Little Boys!
They're So Curious!
Mother replied, "That's not polite. Talk to me later."
He then asked, "Mom how much do you weigh?"
Mother then replied, "That is not polite to ask either."
So then he finally asked, "Why did you and Dad get a divorce?"
She said, "You'll learn about that when you are older."
So the child went to school and asked his friend how he could gather all this information. His friend said all he ever needed to know was to look on her driver's license. The child went home and got the mother's license and copied down all the necessary answers then went to his mother. He told her, "Mom I know how old you are!"
"How old?" she asked.
He replied "34."
She said, "That is a lucky guess! You're right!"
He then said, "And you weigh 129 pounds!"
The mother was astonished and said "Wow, that is right too."
The little boy then said, "And I know why you and Daddy got a divorce."
She askd, "Why?"
The intelligent boy replied, "Because, Mommy, you got an "F" in sex!"
His mom says, "Why, a stork, little Johnny."
Little Johnny says, "Mom, what kind of bird brings little black babies?"
His mom says, "A raven, dear."
Little Johnny then says, "Then what kind of bird doesn't bring any little babies at all?"
His mom says, "A swallow!"
Dad squirmed a bit, but
thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So,
Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in
the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and
finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his
son's eyes got wider and wider. When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia."
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