Kids!

One day little Johnnie came up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did I come from?" Dad squirmed a bit, but thought it was time his son knew the facts of life. So, Dad told his son how the expression of love resulted in the beginning of life, how life developed in the womb and finally how a child was born. As Dad told the story, his son's eyes got wider and wider.

When Dad was finished, his son said, "Wow, that's really neat. That sure beats what Billy told me. He said that he came from Philadelphia."

An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.

"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.

"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him!"

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Shirley was racing around the porch with the neighbor's son close at her heels. "Why are you chasing her?" Shirley's father asked.

"She pinched me," he replied.

Father turned to Shirley, "Why did you pinch him?"

Blushing, she whispered to her father, "So he would chase me."

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