Everyday Definitions for Parents
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•Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
•Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
•Full Name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
•Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
•Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
•Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
•Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
•OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.
•MINE!: The second word spoken by children with older siblings.
•Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
•Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies
wearing dry shoes into it.
•Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
•Top Bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
•Two-Minute Warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
•Verbal: Able to whine in words.
•Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
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