Mom's Answering Machine

Hello, this is your mother.

If you want my advice on your love life: Press 1.

If you want my advice on how to raise the kids: Press 2.

If you want my advice on your job or your boss: Press 3

If you're feeling depressed: Press 4.

If you want to apologize for not calling me lately: Press 5.

If you want a recipe: Press 6.

If you want to leave a message: Wait for the tone, you coward!

If you just want to aggravate me or borrow more money: Dial 911 first while I'm having my heart attack!

jessie555@hotmail.com

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