Teaching Sensory Lessons to Kids

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these."

The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your daddy and mommy probably call each other all the time."

Instantly, one of the kids coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Spit 'em out, guys! They're assholes!"

(Variation on a theme)

A teacher was teaching the colors and their flavors using lollypops. She distributed purple lollypops to her class and asked, "What flavor is purple?"
The class responded, "Grape."
She continued this with yellow, green, orange and red. The last lollypops distributed were a light tan (butterscotch). The children were unable to identify the flavor. Teacher suggested, as a clue to its name, "It's Scottish and starts with a B."
Wee Mary MacDonald shouted, "Spit it out quick! It's a butthead!"

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