They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era, and did not know he had ever been shot. They were prepubescent when the Persian Gulf War was waged. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them as the Great Depression. There has been only one Pope. They can really remember only one president. They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke apart and do not remember the Cold War. They have never feared a nuclear war. "The Day After" is a pill to them, not a movie. CCCP is just a bunch of letters. They have only known one Germany. They are too young to remember the Space shuttle blowing up, and Tienamin Square means nothing to them They do not know who Momar Qadafi is. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. They never had a polio shot and, likely, do not know what it is. Bottle caps have not only always been screw off but have also always been plastic. (Except on beer!) They have no idea what a pull top can looks like.
Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums. The expression, "you sound like a broken record," means nothing to them. They have never owned a record player. They have likely never played Pac Man and have never heard of Pong. Star Wars looks very fake, and the special effects are pathetic. There have always been Red M&Ms, and Blue ones are not new. Green ones may have special meaning. What do you mean there used to be beige ones? They may have heard of an 8-track, but chances are they probably have never actually seen or heard one. The Compact Disc was introduced when they were 1 year old. As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32 cents. Zip codes have always had a dash in them. They have always had an answering machine. Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels, nor have they seen a black and white TV. They cannot fathom not having a remote control. They have always had cable. There have always been VCRs, but they have no idea what Beta is. They were born the year that the Walkman was introduced by Sony. Roller-skating has always meant "inline" for them. The Tonight Show has always been with Jay Leno. They have no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. Popcorn has always been cooked in a microwave. They do not consider the Colorado Rockies, Florida Marlins, Florida Panthers, Ottawa Senators, San Jose Sharks, or Tampa Bay Lightning "expansion teams." They have never seen Larry Bird play, and isn't Kareem Abdul-Jabbar a football player? They never took a swim in the ocean and thought about Jaws. The Vietnam War is as ancient history to them as WWI, WWII or even the Civil War. They have no idea that Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. They never heard the phrases "Where's the beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel," or "Boss, de plane, de plane!" They do not care who shot J.R. and have no idea who J.R. is. The Titanic was found? I thought we always knew where it was. McDonalds food never came in Styrofoam containers. Michael Jackson has always been white.
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