Top 15 things to say...
...if you get caught sleeping at your desk!
15. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
14. This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about
in the last time management course you sent me.
13. Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper.
12. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement
and envisioning a new paradigm.
11. This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
10. I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.
9. Actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"
(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar
you made me attend.
8. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise
to relieve work-related stress.
Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?
7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me?
I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
6. "The coffee machine is broken...."
5. "Someone must've put the decaf in the wrong pot"
4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms
of the workaholic!"
2. "Wasn't sleeping. Was trying to see if I could pick up
my contact lens without using my hands."
1. "AMEN, Oh Lord!"
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