If you are having a bad day, this voicemail message may cheer you up!
Or it may make you crazier than you are now!!!
Fish 1: I think I'm becoming paranoid.
I keep thinking something is watching me!
Fish 2: Aw! You should call a shrink!
RING ... RING ...*click*
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want.
Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware
that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is ALIVE
and about to BITE off your EAR!
mailto:jessie555@hotmail.com
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