Computers Have Feelings Too!

A Letter to a Lady
From a Male Computer

You look really sexy in that blouse you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-Mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on the keys. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means!

But alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes Mistress! I'll balance your checkbook. Yes Mistress! I'll find your chatroom. (Do you really want to say that! Oh! My!) Don't get me wrong....I like the Mistress/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion?

Maybe instead of just dumping in the CD, you could push the button in slowly, maybe even caress it first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we could talk for a while afterwards?

I know computers have hurt you in the past. But I'm different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse! So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want it. I'll just turn off the lights and...and...what?

Ok...well...will you at least think about it?

I'm so embarrassed,
Your Computer
*hugz*

A Letter to a Guy
From a Female Computer

You look really sexy in those jeans you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E-Mail. When you type, it reminds me of a guitarist plucking on the strings. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I could show me what "Soft Ware" really means!

But alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes Master! I'll find your website. (Yikes...look at those naked babes!) Yes Master! I'll run your silly program. Don't get me wrong...I like the Master/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion?

Maybe instead of just ramming in the diskette, you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we could cuddle for a while afterwards?

I know computers have hurt you in the past. But I'm different! I may be a little slow, but I've got big mouse buttons! So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want me. I'll just turn off the lights and...and...what?

Ok...well...will you at least think about it?

I'm so embarrassed,
Your Computer
*mwah*

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