ENERGIZER BUNNY FOUND DEAD!

The world was shocked by the news today, of the death of the energizer bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 last evening. Best known as the irritating bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinky", as he was known by friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death.

An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.

Someone had put his batteries in backwards, and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

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