LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER
An application was for employment
Memory was something that you lost with age
Compress was something you did to garbage
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Cut you did with a pocket knife
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out!
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while!
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead!
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