Feeling Sheepish?

An Aussie journalist was in New Zealand doing stories where he saw a Kiwi farmer doing unnatural things with a sheep. He approached the Kiwi and firstly asked, "What sort of sheep is that?" He scribbled down the farmer's reply: "a Merino." The next question was, "Do you shear them?"

The farmer replied hastily, "No! Go and find yer own!"

A young man moves to a small sheep station in Australia and gets talking to an old man from the area. He asks the old man what his name is; the old man gets very irate at this point and says: "See that line of houses over there? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the house builder? Like hell they do! See those railway lines over there? I laid them all, but do they call me Jones the engineer? Like hell they do! See those bridges over that river? I built them all, but do they call me Jones the bridge builder? Like hell they do! But, a long long time ago, I shagged one little sheep..."

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