Measuring the Cold Around the World
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concert.
+40 - You can see your breath.
+35 - Italian cars don`t start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation in Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes.
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
+15 - French cars don`t start.
+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+ 5 - American cars don`t start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 - German cars don`t start.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
-25 - Too cold to think.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath.
-40 - Californians disappear.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes.
-80 - Hell freezes over.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-100 -Canadian buildings turn off air conditioning.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesoootans go swimming.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesoootans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.
Cat insists on sleeping with you.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
Arkansans stick tongues on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesoootans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don`t start.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
Swedish cars don`t start.
Minnesoootans button top button.
Canadians put on sweater.
Your car helps you plan your trip south.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
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