New German Car Terms

The standardization of the vehicle industry under the EEC means that all cars will now be of German Origin. To this end, the goverment has produced the following list of German Motoring Phrases:

Der Pull-Knobba-und-Knuckle-Choppen = Hood

Der Spitzen-Poppen-Bangen-Tuben = Exhaust Pipe

Das Kulink-mit-Schlippen-und-Shaken = Clutch

Der Phlatt-mit-Bloody-fukken = Flat Tire

Der Twatten-mit-Elplatz = Learner Driver

Das Bagsa-roomen-Fur-Schaggin = Limo

Der Flippen-Flappen-Schitzen-Spreader = Windshield Wipers

Der Klunken-Klinken-Fraulein-Trappen = Seat Belt

Das Buch-fur-Arsewipen = Highway Code of Rules

Die Dippen-Und-Dazzel-Eiblinden = Headlights

Der Pedal-puschin-pilloken = Cyclist

Der Fukken-Graten-Trucken = 18 Wheeler Truck

Der Banana-waltzen = Skid

Das Fukken-Nearen-Schitzen-Selfen = Near Accident

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