Used Car Buyers Guide: The Reality
IT MEANS before it blows up.
If the ad reads RUNS FINE
IT MEANS I was going to say "runs excellent" but I
had a last-minute conscience attack.
If the ad reads NEEDS SOME BODY WORK
IT MEANS was blind-sided by a Winnebego.
If the ad reads WELL-MAINTAINED
IT MEANS I changed the oil occasionally.
If the ad reads LOOKS LIKE NEW
IT MEANS just don't try to drive it anywhere.
If the ad reads ALL ORIGINAL
IT MEANS I never had anything fixed, adjusted, or replaced.
If the ad reads LOADED WITH OPTIONS
IT MEANS each one more troublesome than the next.
If the ad reads NEVER SMOKED IN
IT MEANS unfortunately, that's the best thing I can say about it.
If the ad reads PROJECT CAR
IT MEANS it doesn't run!
If the ad reads LOTS OF POTENTIAL
IT MEANS it doesn't run!!
If the ad reads NEEDS MINOR REPAIR
IT MEANS it doesn't run!!!
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