Redneck Driver's License Application
Lover's Name ____________________
First Name [Check Box}
[] Billy Bob
[] Billy Joe
[] Billy Ray
[] Billy Sue
[] Billy Mae
[] Billy Jack
[] Bobby Sue
[] Bobby Beth
[] Bobby Ann
[] Bobby Lee
[] Bobby Ellen
[] Bobby Beth Sue Ann
In the unlikely event yer name ain't here, write it in, iffen y'all kin write.
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Age _______(If unsure, guess)
Sex ________ M ________ F ________Not Sure
Shoe Size ______Left _____Right
Occupation:
[] Farmer
[] Mechanic
[] Hair Dresser
[] Waitress
[] Unemployed
[] Dirty Politician
Spouse's Name___________________
2nd Spouse's Name _______________
3rd Spouse's Name________________
2nd Lover's Name_________________
Relationship with Spouse:
[]Sister
[]Aunt
[]Brother
[]Uncle
[]Mother
[]Son
[]Father
[]Daughter
[]Cousin
[]2nd Cousin
[]2nd Cousin's Sister/Brother
Marital Status:
[]Divorced
[]Divorced & Remarried
[]Divorced, Remarried & Divorced again
Number of Children Living in House______
Number of Children Living in Shed_______
Number that are yours_________________
Mother's Name______________________
Father's Name______________________(If unsure, leave blank.)
Education 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you []own or []rent your mobile home?
__Total number of vehicles you own.
__Number of vehicles that still crank.
__Number of vehicles in front yard
__Number of vehicles in back yard
__Number of vehicles on cement blocks
____Number of guns you own? Where do you keep them?
[]truck
[]kitchen
[]bedroom
[]bathroom
[]shed
[]outhouse
Model and year of your pickup_______196__
Do you have a gun rack? []Yes []No If no, please explain on reverse side.
Magazines you read: (Check all that apply.)
[]National Enquirer
[]The Globe
[]TV Guide
[]Soap Opera Digest
[]Rifle & Shotgun
[]Wrestling News
___Number of times you have seen a UFO
___Number of times you have seen Elvis
___Number of times you have been abducted by a UFO
___Number of times you have been abducted by a UFO with Elvis on board
Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:___________________
Color of teeth_______________
How many teeth_____________
How often do you bathe? [] Weekly [] Monthly [] By accident only
How far is your home from a paved road []1 mile []2 miles []3 miles []next county
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