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Headlines From Around the World
Hershey Bars Protest
House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Latin Course To Be Canceled--No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked--Thief Gives Police The Slip
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Man Is Fatally Slain
Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Many Antiques Seen At D.A.R. Meeting
March Planned For Next August
Miners Refuse to Work After Death
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Old School Pillars Are Replaced by Alumni
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Patient At Death's Door--Doctors Pull Him Through
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Police Discover Crack in Australia
Prosecutor Releases Probe into Sheriff
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Quarter of a Million Chinese Live on Water
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Scientists to Have Ford's Ear
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails--Fans Protest
Stiff Opposition Expected to Casketless Funeral Plan
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Steals Clock, Faces Time
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Stud Tires Out
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
War Dims Hope For Peace
William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary
Women's Movement Called More Broad-Based
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