The Coffin!

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces after him faster... faster... BUMPBUMPBUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks it behind him.

The coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... on the heels of the terrified man. The man rushes upstairs to the bathroom and locks himself in, heart pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him. The man, screaming, reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Robitussin which he throws at the coffin! The bottle breaks, the medicine splashes all over the coffin...and the coffin stops!

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