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Pray for These Congregations!
Don't let worry kill you--let the church help.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church.
Children will be baptized at both ends.
Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social.
All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward
and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet.
All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind.
They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed,
due to the addition of several new members
and to the deterioration of some older ones.
The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege
of hearing a good sermon when A. B. Doe supplied our pulpit.
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister
the Rev. Shirley Green, who has Mrs. Green with him.
After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary
for the Hanging of the Greens.
The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m.
The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
Pastor is on vacation.
Massages can be given to church secretary.
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