Lost and Found

After a long, bumpy flight, our passengers were glad to finally land. They disembarked, and the other attendants and I checked for items left behind.

In a seat pocket, I found a bag of homemade cookies with a note saying "Much love, Mom."

Quickly, I gave the bag to our gate agent in hopes it would be reunited with its owner.

In few minutes, this announcement came over the public- address system in the concourse;

"Would the passenger who lost his cookies in a bag on Flight 502, please return to the gate?"

School Play

Two little boys, both aged nine, were set to appear in their first play. The first boy had to say, "Ha, fair maiden, I've come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The second little boy was to say, "Hark, a pistol shot."

On opening night, the two boys were very nervous. It was their first time on stage and their parents were in the front row. The first little boy came out and said, "Ha, fair maiden, I've come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap."

The second boy responded, "And hark! My pistol's hot!"

The Ghost and the Fairy

A ghost went out haunting one night and met a fairy fluttering through the forest.

"Hello," said the ghost. "I've never met a fairy before. What's your name?"

"Nuff," said the fairy.

"That's a very odd name," said the ghost.

"No, it's not," said the fairy, offended, "haven't you heard of Fairy Nuff?"

*groan*

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