Some of My Favorite Bumper Stickers
A Bible in the hand is worth two on the shelf.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
A king's castle is his home.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
A truly wise man never plays leap-frog with a unicorn.
About the time we make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Anarchy is better than no government at all.
Any small object when dropped will hide under a larger object.
As you read the scroll, it vanishes...Where does it go?
Be alert! The world needs more lerts.
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned. Avoid fatigue.
Computer modelers simulate it first.
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit.
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware.
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
Courage is your greatest present need.
Do something unusual today. Accomplish work on the computer.
Documentation is like sex. When it's good, it's fantastic, when it's bad...
Don't force it. Get a larger hammer.
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep till noon.
Drive defensively. Buy a tank.
Earn cash in your spare time. Blackmail friends.
Familiarity breeds children.
God didn't create the world in 7 days. He pulled an all-nighter on the 6th.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.
Help support helpless victims of computer error.
History does not repeat itself. Historians merely repeat each other.
I'm defending her honor, which is more than she ever did.
If you don't change your direction, you may end up where you were headed.
If you're not part of the solution, be part of the problem!
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.
In the field of observation, chance favors only the prepared minds.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It works better if you plug it in.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Incontinence Hotline...Can you hold, please?
The buck doesn't even slow down here!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
MEMO: SYSTEM GOING DOWN AT 4:45 THIS AFTERNOON FOR DISK
CRASHING.
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