Ponder These...
...Only when you have time!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
When a cow laughs, does milk come out its nose?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypads of drive-up ATM's?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you have only one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor
when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
You know that little indestructible black box that is use on planes?
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when people are driving and looking for an address,
they turn down the volume on the radio?
What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
why are there locks on the doors?
You know how most packages say "Open here."
What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they call it the Department of the Interior
when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Do married people live longer than single people
or does it just SEEM longer?
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients
but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
Why are they called "apart"ments, when they're all stuck together?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Sooner or later, doesn’t EVERYONE stop smoking?
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