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from Magalys: Q:What happens to illegally parked frogs?
A: They get toad away!
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
Q: How do you get holy water?
A: You boil the hell out of it.
Q: What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids.
Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand?
A: Cuatro sinko.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist.
Q: What lies on the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: Where do you find a no legged dog?
A: Right where you left him!
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: What do you get when cross a Godfather with a lawyer?
A: A settlement you can't refuse.
Q: What do you get when you cross LSD with the pill?
A: A trip without the kids!
Q: If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, what would you get?
A: A Phillip's Screwdriver.
Q: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, what does he become?
A: Disoriented
Q: Why did the Siamese twins go to England?
A: The other one wanted to drive.
Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest,
but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
What is the plural of "a hell of a guy"?
"Hells of guys"?
I just don't understand women.
Why don't they come with a instruction manual?
If all these psychics know the winning lottery numbers,
why are they all still working?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it,
do the other trees make fun of it?
If fire fighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime,
what do freedom fighters fight?
If people from Poland are called "Poles,"
why aren't people from Holland called "Holes?"
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE,
shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a Portugoose?
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed
to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
If quitters never win, and winners never quit,
what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead?"
If instead of talking to your plants, you yelled at them,
would they still grow, but only to be troubled and insecure?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light,
what happens when you turn on the headlights?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour
before getting out of the water?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather because
it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs?
At the all-you-can-eat barbecue, do you have to pay
the regular dinner price if you eat less than you can?
Tell a man there are 400 billion stars in the sky and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and
you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he
wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges
us more of what they already know we don't have any of?
Why do they lock gas station bathroom?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist,
but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
It's just stale bread to begin with.
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it;
but when I wind up a project, I end it?
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