More of THOSE Questions!
PART 3 of 4
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
Do Roman golfers yell, "Eye Vee! (IV)"?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
How can there be self-help "groups"?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
If a bouncer gets drunk, who throws him out?
If a man speaks in a forest and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is a fog horn made out of?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
If we're not suppoed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, to whom do you complain?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and drycleaners depressed?
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