More of THOSE Questions!
PART 4 of 4
Are trees that grow in smoggy cities needed to make carbon paper?
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
Just before someone gets nervous, do they experience cocoons in their stomach?
We have mileage, yardage and footage. Why don't we have inchage?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
What does "it" mean in the sentence "What time is it?"?
What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?
What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When did my wild oats turn to prunes and all-bran?
When will all the rhetorical questions end?
Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?
Where do forest rangers go "to get away from it all"?
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?
Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why do we say "redheaded" but "brownhaired"?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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