Words of Wisdom...
...Written on the Bathroom Walls
Incredible quotes straight from bathroom walls!
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
-Revolution Books. New York, New York.
God is dead.-Nietzsche.
Nietzsche is dead.-God
-The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.
To do is to be.-Descartes
To be is to do.-Voltaire
Do be do be do.-Frank Sinatra
-Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
-Perkins Library. Duke University. Durham, North Carolina.
I've decided that to raise my grades, I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
-Armand's Pizza. Washington, D.C.
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" It's, "Hi, how are you?"
-Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
-The Irish Times. Washington, D.C.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
-The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy
is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
-Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
-Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war.
Hell, do both, get married!
-Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
-Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.
JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested?
-Men's restroom, American University. Washington, D.C.
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
-Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.
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