If you love someone, set her free...
"The Old Version"
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
if(you-love(m_she))m_she.free()
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, don't set her free.
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
If you love somebody, set her free...
I always thought the original saying was, "If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back to you, it wasn't yours to begin with." However, for the purposes of this test, let's use the proposed version. In which category do *you* fall?
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was....
"The New Versions"
Pessimist:
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
Optimist:
Don't worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
Impatient:
If she doesn't comes back within some time, forget her.
Patient:
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...
Playful:
* If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat *
Vengeful:
If she doesn't come back,
Hunt her down and shoot her.
C++ Programmer:
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;
Animal-Rights Activist:
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!
Lawyers:
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that...
Bill Gates:
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees, but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
Biologist:
She'll evolve.
Statistician:
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.
Schwarzenegger Fan:
SHE'LL BE BACK!
Over Possessive:
HR Specialist:
By Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.
MBA:
instantaneously...
and look for others simultaneously
Psychologist:
If she comes back, her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.
Somnabulist:
If she comes back, it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.
Rhett Butler:
If you love somebody, set YOURSELF FREE
If she asks you why, say you don't give a damn.
ERP Functional Expert:
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis
Finance Expert:
If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
Marketing Expert:
If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.
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