Remember Murphy's Law?
Well, here are LOTS and LOTS of Laws! PART 1
Allen's Law: Almost anything is easier to get into than out of.
Amand's Law of Management: Everyone is always someplace else.
Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it - get a bigger hammer.
Avery's Observation: It does not matter if you fall down as long as you pick up something from the floor while you get up.
Beckhap's Law: Beauty times brains equals a constant.
Benchley's Law of Distinction: There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.
Berra's Law: You can observe a lot just by watching.
Bicycle Law: All bicycles weigh 50 pounds: A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock. A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock. A 50 pound bicycle doesn't need a lock.
Boob's Law: You always find something in the last place you look.
Cahn's Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
Canada Bill Jones' Motto: It's morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Canada Bill Jones' Motto Supplement: A .44 magnum beats four aces.
Cannon's Comment: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
Cheops' Law: Nothing EVER gets built on schedule or within budget.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Colvard's Logical Premise: All probabilities are 50%. Either a thing will happen or it won't.
Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
Computer Tech's Observation: You must realize that the computer has it in for you. Theirrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
Ducharme's Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
Etorre's Observation: The other line moves faster.
O'Brien's variation on Etorre's Observation: If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in.
Farnsdick's Corollary to the Fifth Corollary: After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
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