Helping Out Our G.I.s

A rich southern woman living near an army base in the deep south wanted to do something patriotic for the boys in uniform so she decided to invite five officers to a party to meet the local unmarried girls.

She called the base and asked to speak to the general in charge. Excitedly she got right to the point, about inviting five officers to a party to meet the local girls, but then added "Don't send any Jews!"

After a pause, the General answered "OK...if you say so."

The next weekend, with the party getting ready to begin, there was a knock on the woman's door. When she opened the door she found five young, sharply dressed, BLACK Army officers. "There must be some mistake," she mumbled.

"No ma'am," answered one of the officers. "General Cohen never makes mistakes!"

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