The Genie's Wish
The wife teed up and promptly shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses! All right, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost." They walked up and knocked, and a voice called, "Come in." When they opened the door, they saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch asked, "Are you the people who broke my window?" "Uh, yeah," the husband replied. "Sorry about that." "No, actually I want to thank you. I'm a genie that had been trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes - I'll give you each one wish, and l keep the last one for myself." "OK, great!" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life." "No problem - it's already earning interest in your account. And you, what do you want?" the genie responded, looking at the wife. "I want a house in every country of the world," she replied. "Consider it done," said the genie magnanamously. "The deeds are in your safe-deposit box." "So what's your wish, Genie?" the husband asked. "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I haven't had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife." The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess it's OK with me if it's OK with you." She agreed, so the genie took the wife upstairs and made passionate love to her for two hours. Afterward, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, "How old are you and your husband, anyway?" "We're both 35. Why?" she answered. "And you still believe in genies?" smirked the guy.
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