Only those who are from small towns
can even understand half of these!
You might be from a small town if...
...you can name everyone you graduated with.
...you get a whiff of manure and think of home.
...you know what 4-H is because you were a member.
You even know what each H represents!
...you ever went to headlight parties.
...you used to drag Main.
...you said the F-word and your parents heard about it...within the hour!
...you scheduled parties by the schedule of different police officers, since you knew which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.
...you ever wnnt cow-tipping.
...or snipe hunting.
...you have ever partied with a guy who's 25, has no job, but is the buyer for all the parties in the area.
...school gets cancelled if the team makes the state finals.
...the town's social events are their children's.
...you could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were. And even if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents, anyhow.
...that went double for condoms!
...you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy smokes, you still had to go out to the country and find a back road to smoke them.
...social acceptance in town depended on the approval of the five oldest and richest witches, who met each morning for coffee, doughnuts and the latest gossip.
...you were ever in a homecoming parade.
...you have ever made it a point to be home for homecoming.
...you have to dress up to go out and buy milk, lest someone
start a rumor that you've gained weight or let yourself go.
...no gas stations are open on Sundays.
...you have to drive 15 to 30 minutes (miles) to find a clothing store or supermarket.
...it was considered COOL to date someone from a neighboring town.
...you have ever gone for a walk in a cemetary...on a date.
...you've ordered a complete wardrobe out of a catalog.
...your school had Senior Skip (Cut) Day.
...the whole school went to the same party after graduation.
...the only clique that wasn't accepted were Those Scurves.
...you don't give directions by street names or house numbers; you give directions by landmarks: Turn left by Armstrong's Bar, then drive 6 miles. Go two blocks past the football field and turn right just after the road changes to gravel, just before the horse farm fence. We're the fourth house on the left. There's a big rock before you turn into the driveway.
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