Twenty-five ways to check if you're truly from North Jersey!
25. You live within 45 minutes of at least three different malls
24. Someone at the beach once called you a benny
23. You can see the New York City skyline from some part of your town
22. You know what CCM is and a good percentage of people from your highschool go there.
21. You've seen or been in a fight between a Rangers fan and a Devils fan
20. You have or know someone with mafia connections too
19. You're related to someone who thinks the New York Jets should be called the New Jersey Jets
18. You have at least one friend who drives a truck
17. You've been camping
16. You've been in a town or city where Spanish is spoken more than English
15. You can't remember when Clifton didn't win a softball championship
14. You know where to get drugs in Paterson, Newark, or New York
13. You've been to a party in the woods
12. You've purchased fireworks in Chinatown
11. You played in a P.A.L league
10. You liked the Jets even before this season
9. You know where to get a freshly cooked Taylor Ham, Egg and Cheese sandwich at 2 a.m.
8. You've been to the Sussex County Fair
7. You remember Action Park and may have been seriously injured there
6. At some time you got on the wrong highway trying to get out of Willowbrook mall
5. Z-100 used to be your favorite radio station, now it's K-Rock
4. Anything less than three inches of snow ain't shit
3. Someone cut you off on the road and you told them to go fuck themself
2. You think people from South Jersey talk funny
1. You don't take shit from no one either
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