IF FAMOUS HISTORICAL FIGURES WERE LOOKING FOR A JOB TODAY...

Julius Caesar:

My last job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James:

I can list among my experience and skills: leadership, extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette:

My management style has been criticized, but I'd like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotin:

I can give your company a head start on the competition.

Hamlet:

My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucrezia Borgia:

My greatest accomplishment? After I took over the department, our competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

Pandora:

I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan:

My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

Macbeth:

Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva:

What do you mean, this isn't "business casual"?

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