Things You'd LOVE to Say at Work But Can't (Or Shouldn't!)
Does your train of thought have a caboose?
Do I look like a people person?
Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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