We're very silly sometimes, especially late at night! This list below consists of most of our inside jokes and typos, which are very numerous. We area chat room cursed with many typos, but it might actually be more of a blessing than a curse. We have tons of fun with the typos, and they add to our HCC mysterious allure. Below is a current list of our main typos and jokes. This is a great way for a newbie to learn and understand them, and also for H.C.C.'s to refresh their memories. You can also pop in here at anytime to read it and have a good laugh. I know I laugh whenever I read over these!
kik!
This was one of the early typos in the life of the HCC. ec made it as a typo for lol! We all found it hilarious, and soon decided it would be a good way to laugh at people who came in without their knowing it. Now, it is mainly used to keep the H.C.C.'s laughing after other typos.
;p;! and lp;!
Other variations on the lol! typo. These were all done by ec, who is the master of the lol! typo. They can be used at any time to get an H.C.C. rolling on the floor laughing.
"p" party
You may often hear H.C.C.'s refer to the "p" party. This is a long one to explain in the chat room! Back when we were in the early stages of chatting, Jac told us that she was going to a party. The thing is, every one had to go dressed up as something that began with a "p". This kicked off a whole night of thinking of "p" things for Jac. We came up with great ideas like a pencil, a plant, and a prostitute. It went on and on. She ended up going as Pocahontas and her boyfriend went as prehistoric man. That was, ironically, not one we had thought of. This "p" party later evolved into a "b" party and a "j" party, addressed below.
"b" party
This is a result of the "p" party. One night, we were chatting very late and Liz mentioned how one of her friends had a list of words that became funny after 3 in the morning. When she started listing them, they all began with "b"s: broccoli, banana, brussel sprouts. This prompted hours of "b" words. They were all hilarious, or maybe it's just that it was really late/early!
"j" party
When Jac's birthday came around, we thought we should do something special. Since she knew about the party already, we decided to all log in with "j" names for the night. Aeris showed up as Jingleheimer-Schmidt, Liz was Jolly Green Giant, ec was jabbering jfan, sky was just me, Shamie was Jetamio, and sunflower was junflower. Of course, as soon as Jac caught on she logged out and came back in as fred, with no profile. She was looking for attention again! And she got it, as "fred" caused confusion for everyone who came in after that! It was all *really* fun!
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This is a little figure developed specifically for the H.C.C.'s. It means laughing so hard that my ribs hurt, which is a common occurrence in this chat room! ec is the mastermind behind this one!
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This is what happens after you laugh so hard your ribs hurt! You have to bind your ribs so that they won't be sore in the morning. Liz created this one.
loo! and goo!
loo! is a typo for lol!. Yes, another one! goo! is a typo for good! These are together just because they sound similar, and for some reason always seem to come together. If someone types goo! for good! and then types lol! at their typo, it tends to come out loo! Coincidence... I think not!
poot yihl!
This is another ec typo. Can you see a theme developing here? Just kidding, ec! We're sure you're a great typist, just not in chat! This is supposed to be “poor girl.” It can be used anytime you feel bad for someone, but is especially good to use after someone has been booted.
rooling, droling, and snorthing
This is often the state we are in when we finish a night of chatting. This is supposed to be rolling (as in on the floor), drooling, and snorting. They have all been typos at some point or another, and now we lump them together as a group. Snorthing has officially replaced snorting. It's hard to even type “snorting” now! Once the typos start showing up, we start rooling, droling, and snorthing. :-)
twang, twang
This is something that often appears in profiles after an HCC has been booted. Unfortunately, people get booted *way* too often! When a HCC gets back into the room after a booting, they often have the "computer blues", and they will sing a sad country song to express their feelings. It often goes something like "booooootteeeeeeddddd agaaaaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! twaaaaaaaaaaaangggggg, twaaaangggggggg!" It makes for a very sad country song!
Flamingo
Liz is a flamingo. At least, she is according to an astrology book based on birthdays! The book told Liz that the bird for her birthday was a flamingo. There are now jokes made about her bright flamingo pink color, which is very pretty, her big yellow beak, long gangly legs, and backwards-bending knees, which can come in very useful! Now, most H.C.C.'s know their birds, but there is still only one flamingo so far!
Great minds
This is often used in the chat room. The complete saying goes that "great minds think alike". It is used every time people type the same thing at the same time, showing they were on similar wavelengths. This happens *really* often in the chat room. It's eerie sometimes!
{tears sterming}
This is what happens when you are rooling, droling, and snorthing. When the chat is really funny, the tears come sterming out, and it's necessary to go get a kleenix. It was supposed to be tears streaming, but like many things in this chat room, it didn't come out right!
Opyt
Opyt is typo spelled backwards. Opyt is the chat room ghost. He is responsible for all the typos in the room, and you can always blame Opyt when your words come out jumbled. He looks like Opie, and is always getting into mischief. That about concludes the typos/jokes that have appeared again and again in the chat room so far. There are many funny typos that, although they aren't referred to over and over, were hilarious! Here are some highlights:
dickling instead of duckling
fetamio instead of Jetamio
gland you came instead of glad you came
sticky s*** keh instead of sticky shift key
I'd like a s*** like that instead of I'd like a shift like that (moral-watch out for the word shift!)
Mountain Woman-ask ec if you don't know about this one
keenix instead of kleenix
alerta instead of aleta
ecafn instead of ecfan in the login name-should we be worried when you start making typos of your own name, ec???
Loz, Lez, and miscellaneous variations of Liz
These are really just a small sample of all the typos there have been. I can't even begin to think about how many there have been since we first started chatting. It doesn't matter anyway, they're all Opyt's fault! :-)
Liz
Keep this site bookmarked, because there is waaayyyy more to come!!!
Aleta
ecfan
Aeris
Sky
Jac
Michou
Ashley
Jen
Sunflower
and Tawna, our newest addition!!! Welcome!
Bill (our token male... an H.C.G.)
Okay... all of us at chat know that Bill is
being stubborn about sending in his bio...
Well... aeris and I decided that we will make up
a bio for him! Check it out...
Bill's Fake Bio
Shamie
President: ecfan
She received this role for several reasons. For one, she usually tries to keep people on a topic, and can get quite forceful. She is also at the chat more often than anyone else. I think she lives there :-). Her role is basically to keep people in line and on topic, bang her gavel when people get out of line, and take charge of any votes. The only thing to watch out for is that the power can go to her head sometimes, and then we have to widen the doorway. It happens to all of us, she just needs to make a typo to be reminded that she's human.
Vice-President: Jen
She received this role when ec was booted once ("once"!! ha ha ha!). Jen was very persistent in keeping people on topic with the absence of our prez. We decided she would be a perfect vice-prez. he basically keeps us in line on those rare occasions when ec is missing, or on those more frequent occasions when ec is booted.
Secretary: Liz
You already know how she got this office, so we'll just go into her duties. Liz keeps track of the newest typos and jokes, new officers, email address lists, birthday lists, satire cast list, and other random things that come along.
Treasurer: aeris
aeris chose to be treasurer herself, but she has had a boring job so far. No one will send her their dues, so she has no money to count, look at, and allocate for us. One day, someone may send her some dues and she can have something to do!
Publicist: Shamie
Shamie was elected Publicist because she controls the H.C.C. web page. This is our major publicity (not to mention our *only* one!!), so it's natural that Shamie would be made Publicist. Her duties basically consist of maintaining the web site.
Agent: Bill
When we sell our chat room novel, where people run around talking and acting like they're in a chat room, Bill will represent us. He will look over all the film offers, and choose the best one. He chose this because he said he wasn't much of an actor. He'll get rich and we'll get rich, so it will all work out!
Australian Ambassador: Jac
Jac is the only H.C.C. from Australia, so it's fitting that she should be the Australian Ambassador. Her main duties include entering and exiting the room quickly to bring attention to herself, and to act friendly to any newbies from Down-Under that come in to the room.
Head Nutritionist: sky
sky became Head Nutritionist because she's always cooking or baking something either before, during, or after chat sessions. She said she would take the job as long as we didn't mind cakes and pastries. Are you kidding? That was more than fine with us, so sky is now in charge of refreshments at our cyber parties.
Newbie Initiator: aleta
aleta became Newbie Initiator because she came into our chat as a newbie, stuck around, and is now a cherished member of the H.C.C. club. She knows the most about being a newbie, so it's fitting that she should greet all newcomers and make them feel welcome. She can also point them to this web page if they seem like H.C.C. material.
Spokesperson: Michou
Michou chose the office of Spokesperson. Her role should be something like coming up with ideas for publicity, while Shamie the publicist will implement the designs. Or something like that! :-)
As more people join the chat, I'm sure there will be more and more officers! Keep posted for any additions/changes to the Officers. If you're lucky, soon your name will be up here!
This funny little quiz was sent to me by Aleta... thank you very much, Aleta!
If you were buying a candy bar and you had your choice of the following, which would you choose? Click on the candy of your choice, and read what research says about your personality...
Baby Ruth
3 Musketeers
Butterfinger
Snickers
Hershey Bar
Almond Joy
Clark Bar
Good n’ Plenty
Energy Bar
Chocolate Covered Raisins
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Baby Ruth: Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need a little treat like ice cream at the end of the day.
3 Musketeers: You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.
Butterfinger: Smooth, articulate, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time!
Snickers: Fun-loving, sassy, humerous. Everyone loves being around you! But you are a practical joker- others should be cautious when shaking your hand!
Hershey Bar: Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt and get gushy if held too close.
Almond Joy: Sexy, always ready to give and receive, very energetic, and really like to get into life! The opposite sex is always attracted to you.
Clark Bar: You like sprots, whether baseball, football, basketball or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate but enjoy watching. You don't like to give up the remote control.
Good n' Plenty: You are a very fun-loving person who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to go to the movies with you. Children find you amusing. You are a very warm-hearted person.
Energy Bar: You are very active. You are so active, life is passing you by! Get a life... go eat a plum!
Chocolate Covered Raisins: You go to the bathroom often.
Aleta said she is a 3 Musketeers... while I, on the other hand, chose the Almond Joy. However, I happen to enjoy Baby Ruths and Snickers just as much (it is a close three-way-tie between the selections offered), and I think I am a combination of those three.
Thanks again, Aleta!