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"Fight for your rights or turn in your keys" ~splattSplatt's monthly column soothes and nourishes the mind of the hard core motorcycle activist. However, his writings are NOT suggested reading for "Sunday Riders", "Peacocks" or "Posers" due to the increasingly bitter aftertaste one might experience as the fog of apathy subsides to reveal hidden shame and humility, as depth of knowledge begins to take root. You'll wonder what the hell you've been doin' all this time and maybe even jump into the fight for rider's rights.

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Biker Civics 101 Archive...

Primal Ice Cream Therapy
Published April © 2006 

You Can't Put Your Rights on Layaway at Wal-Mart®
Published March © 2006 

AHA! Turn on the Lights and See the AHAS Scurry
Published February © 2006 

Migden in the Pigpen
Published January © 2006 

Ad-Vice for Metric-Sexuals
Published October © 2005 

Star Spangled Banter
Published July © 2005 

The De-celeration of Independence
Published June © 2005 

Making Memorial Day Much More Memorable
Published May © 2005

As Scene On TV
Published April ©
2005

How to Make Motorcycle Awareness
Happen in YOUR Community
Published March © 2005

High Speed Chaise
Published February © 2005

There Oughta Be a Law!
Published January © 2005

The Bewildered, Heard
Published December © 2004

Mathletic Supporters
Published November © 2004

Longer Lasting Elections
Published October © 2004

Postcards From Sturgis
Published September © 2004

Acoustic Shadows
Published August © 2004

Loud Pipes? Now Hear This
Published July © 2004

Ronald Reagan's Legacy for Riders
Published July © 2004

I Smell Smoke
Published June © 2004

Motorcycle Awareness Month in California
Published May © 2004

Night Horse Says Good Night
Published April © 2004

Finding Strength in Our Darkest Hour
Published March © 2004

Ask Not What ABATE Can Do For You
Published February © 2004

Clearing the Air on the EPA's Final Ruling
Published January © 2004

Adopt-A-Shop
Published December © 2003

Extra Credit Points for Your Apehangers
Published November © 2003

CHP in Possession of WMD's
Published October © 2003
 

 

 

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