"Laptops blow goats"--Greg
"Bring on the men!"--Lacy
"You're never too old to be immature"--David
"I'm not psychotic...I'm borderline"--Rich
"I can stay there because I'm geographically disabled"--David (from New Mexico, yes, adobe huts with tin roofs and everything...just kidding)
Q: "What did you do last summer?"
A: "I watched a small girl get raped 26 times"--Alyson and Sara (in reference to the production of Wonderland)
"I'm so good that I don't need to squat"--Katie
"#3 for girls and #1 for hard liquor...this school kicks a**!"--David
"I have something that might be up your wazoo"--Alyson
"Kickin' a** and takin' names"--David
"Wait...I thought she was going to Paris!"--Rich
"I'm Alyson Wonderland...eek! You scared me!!"--Alyson
"The bed was not meant to support your own weight"--Public Safety (I kid you not)
"And then the Lord said to Moses--'Who's your daddy, baby, yeah!"--David and Terence
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