The Home of SG-13

The Harrasment of SG-1
by Bryn, Becca, Cara and Kat

Chapter 3
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A while later, SG-1 and SG-13 were sitting around the campfire after stopping for the night.

"At our current pace, we should reach the city by noon tomorrow," Sam explained.

Everyone settled around the campfire all lost in their own thoughts. Suddenly Cara turned to Becca and said, "So I had my people set the rocket off inside the house and it started a fire. I thought it was funny."

Becca laughed and suggested that she move the rocket outside.

Daniel turned to Bryn and asked what Cara was referring to as he and everyone else was totally lost.

"It's a simulation game of a real life. You make a family and run their lives. You design the houses and buy them furniture. Cara just got the expansion pack for the game so she has been playing with all of the new objects. She is a little obsessed," Bryn explained.

"I am not!" Cara retorted.

"Yes you are," said Bryn. "You have been playing it for hours each day."

"Well, if you had to go to Costco twice in one week to buy that expansion pack just to realize that it won't work on pirated software which my original game is, and then have to waste 40 bucks to by a new regular SIMS game that does not include "third party software" but I don't have a Costco card so I had to borrow my mom's and beg the lady to let me buy the game and show her a signed note from my mom to only almost get her card cut, you would become obsessed too," huffed Cara.

" I did not think it was possible to say so many words in one breath," Teal'c remarked.

"I know, Cara. I was there remember?" replied Bryn.

"You were?" said Cara, slightly confused. "I thought you were just a figment of my imagination. Hmm… good to see I was wrong."

"No, a figment would be a big orange dinosaur," retorted Jack.

"Speaking of figments…" Becca said.

"What now?" Jack asked exasperatedly.

"There's a purple parrot sitting on your shoulder," Becca replied with a giggle.

"What??" Jack yelled as he begins brushing at his shoulders furiously.

Becca, Bryn and Cara started giggling and rolling on the ground.

"Awww…shut up already!" Jack yelled at them.

"So Jack," Becca began.

"Jack?" Daniel asked.

"Yeah, we're really not big on that whole formality thing," Bryn explained, smiling. "You should have seen General Hammond the first time Cara called him George."

"Like he responded so well when you told him that he looked like he had no eyebrows," Cara retorted.

"Geez, it's not like I was insulting him, it was just a comment! How was I to know he'd get so mad and kick us out of his office?" Bryn replied. "Besides he forgave us… eventually."

"Yeah, but we were collecting soil samples on over 20 planets, all of which looked exactly the same!" Cara glared at her.

"I said I was sorry!"

"That still doesn't excuse the stupid planets, Bryn. You should know that by now." Becca pointed out.

Bryn thwacked her. "Shut up, Becca."

Becca glared at Bryn. "So Jack…what's up with you and Sammy here?"

"What?" said Jack, looking even more flabbergasted.

"Well…we all know that you have feelings for each other. You did admit them to each other during that zaytarc testing after all," Bryn added.

"It's all over the grapevine you know," Cara said.

"What? How could it be?" asked Sam.

"Oh I don't know…these things get around you know," said Bryn.

"And I heard the General Hammond is going to call the president soon…" Becca added.

"OK…that's enough…all of you…just shut up." Jack said.

"Speaking of questions… Daniel, just exactly how do you end up in the infirmary so often? Or should that be why?" Bryn asked.

"No one is that accident prone," Becca added.

"I don't know what you mean," Daniel said innocently.

"My theory? A certain pretty, petite, and brilliant CMO." Bryn smiled.

"I… um… geez…." Daniel babbled.

"Yeah that's what I thought," Bryn replied.

By this time Sam, Jack, Cara and Becca were on rolling on the floor laughing as Daniel's face turned bright red and Bryn stared at him with the look of an interrogation officer. "So, um, back to Sam and Jack…" Daniel began.

"Oh I don't think so, Space Monkey. We had our chance, it's your turn now." Jack smiled at him.

"He's right, so spill," Bryn agreed.

"Um… well I guess I kinda like her…" Daniel admitted.

"Haha! I knew it!" Bryn exclaimed triumphantly. "Oh and don't worry, she'll be very happy to hear that."

Daniel's eyes nearly popped out of his head and he tried desperately to say something, but unfortunately his voice didn't seem to be working. He urgently shook his head at Bryn's huge grin, but to no avail. She quickly changed the subject to avoid his protests and everyone seemed to conspire against him.

"Hey look guys, I almost forgot the chocolate!" Cara exclaimed as she passed around the Hershey's bars.

"Perfect! This, along with the Cokes, should be fun!" Bryn grinned. "Oh, by the way, we'll take watch tonight."

"Which one?" Jack asked.

"All of them," Becca answered while rummaging around in Bryn's pack. "With this much junk in our systems we won't be tired for a LONG time!"

"Becca…what do you think you're doing in my pack?" Bryn asked.

"Looking for the jaffas," Becca replied.

"Oh ok then," Bryn answered. "Just don't look in the bottom corner pocket."

Becca, of course, looked there. "Oh Bryn…what's this?" she asked as she turned her back on SG-1 and showed Bryn and Cara something.

Cara immediately started laughing, and Bryn yelled at Becca: "Get out of there. I told you not to look."

"Bryn…you forgot the jaffas!" Becca whined. "How could you forget the jaffas again?"

"I don't care. Get out of my pack!"

"Oh, alright…I'm going, I'm going.' Becca said as she went over to Cara and started laughing with her.

"That's it, I'm going to bed!" Jack said as he stalked off to his tent. The rest of SG-1 followed mumbling something about being scared to stay up any longer.

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